virgin suicides, 1999
In order to become the supreme adult, you must perform the seven wonders:
- Public speaking
- Not being afraid of teenagers
- Calling the doctor yourself
- Arguing without crying
- Having a normal sleep pattern
- Having an answer to the question ‘what do you want to do with your life?’
If his was more than just a vague ambition, if he was absolutely determined to discover the truth, there’s no way we could prevent him.
dont be embarrassed about something u enjoy ok
so a guy gave his friend 10 puns hoping that one of them would make him laugh. sadly, no pun in ten did.
"omg girls my crush is coming"
"what should we do"
"just act normal"
imagine this hurtling towards you at 500 mph